Well look at you”
“Don’t you look like you are ready to do some heavy duty cleaning.”
“I found this really cute pink spray bottle
That I just had to have
And then I thought to myself
In my business we are all going to wear pink
But when I got home
I realized the bucket I bought was red
And I didn’t know what to do
I had a realllllllly hard time with this
Do I scrap the bucket and try to find one that is pink
And what happens if I can’t find a pink one
Then I am going to have to get rid of the pink spray bottle
And try to find a red one"
So I seen this red apron
Tried it with my pink outfit
And Wow It just worked”
“So what have you got in those bottles?”
“Well in the yellow one I have Windex Glass Cleaner
You know, the one that has the Greenlist Label on it”
“Is it a new product?”
“Well it says it is the original formula
So it must have been “green” all along
And we just didn’t know it
“Yeah…go figure Windex “Green”
“What’s in the clear one with the pink sprayer?”
“It’s a bathroom cleaner”
This lady came over and showed me all of these
Cool things from this company she's with
Cute bottle huh
And did you know I can get 6 spray bottles
from this one little bottle
See, I’m thinking about my business costs already
And I haven’t even started my business yet.”
"How much money did you have to spend to save on your business costs?"
"Did she tell you, you had to purchase so much To get this deal."
"And that you will have to continue purchasing This much every month "
"She did mention something like that"
“The kitchen cleaner from there too?”
"Yep that’s the pink bottle…and the toilet bowl cleaner, the degreaser,
The furniture polisher, the floor cleaner and the disinfectant."
“Wow, all of that in that little ole apron?”
"Nah, couldn’t fit it all…
I tried but It was a real bitch every time
I tried to Bend or actually move."
"Oh…oh….I almost forgot"
"The pink bottle in my hand Holds the Magic"
"I found this recipe on line
It’s an all-purpose cleaner
And it’s all natural
Ingredients right from my home
Well, not quite
Cause I had to go out and get the Borax…
Do you know how hard it is to find
They keep it right on the top shelf
Man I don’t know how many times
I went down that cleaning aisle, looking
Before I thought to look up.
And I didn’t have Natural Dish soap
So I had to buy some
I’m glad I bought this one because
It already comes scented
So I didn’t have to buy any Essential Oils
Another savings for the business"
"So, are you ready to be dazzled?"
Is there anything you need before we get started.
I see you got pen and paper ready
I have no problem sharing my cleaning techniques
Wow…there’s a lot of paper there"
Through humour we understand dignity and grace. This is just a fun way to help new and struggling businesses in the cleaning industry become successful. I hope you enjoy reading as much as I have enjoyed writing